Coincidence? Walter and Monica Noel resurface just as Michelle-Marie and Hudson Heinemann crawl back on the PR circuit

Unlike the man on the left, our Walt doesn't know where he'll be next year: that's why he's smiling.

Unlike the man on the left, our Walt doesn’t know where he’ll be next year: that’s why he’s smiling.

Of the two sets of faux-society frauds, Walter Noel has the real money, and he’s busy cashing out. Reader sends along this link to the Noel’s recent (March, actually) sale of 243 Tangier Avenue in Palm Beach for $6.6 million, and if memory serves, he’s already dumped the villa in Mustique. That leaves 175 Round Hill Road in Greenwich and whatever he may own in the Hamptons, son-in-law Andre’s 150′ yacht and, probably, a Swiss chalet in which to hide and recreate.

Michelle-Marie, her “polo-playing” (snort) husband Jon and their two rent-a-kids have only their Wapingers Falls 1970 “Georgian” (snort again) mobile home from which to base their claim to high society. Which of the couples will survive? My money, and the investors he stole from’s money is on Walt.

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7 responses to “Coincidence? Walter and Monica Noel resurface just as Michelle-Marie and Hudson Heinemann crawl back on the PR circuit

  1. anon$anon

    If I owned Yemanja, the Noel house in Mustique, I sure as hell wouldn’t sell it. it’s close enough to Venezuela to row there when the Feds finally come and get them. I’d forfeit my USA citizenship and live year-round in this place. I see no online evidence that its sold.
    http://www.yemanja-mustique.com/

  2. Anonymous

    Walt will not only survive, he will thrive

  3. I’d improve on your caption by saying Walt not only doesn’t know where he’ll be next year, but also isn’t too sure of where he is this year. I’ve never seen a photo of him where he doesn’t have a senile, confused grin on his face. Also, CF, don’t forget that plural possessive: It’s the “Noels’ sale of 243 Tangier Ave”, and last night it was “de facto source of most Americans’ news.”

  4. anonymous

    Boo hoo. The Noels still have 812 Park, Southampton, Greenwich and Mustique and whatever off shore hideaways Swiss Brazilian Monica has tucked away. Say what you will about Palm Beach, but the Noels were made to feel unwelcome there (turned down at the B and T, etc) so they jettisoned the property. Nothing to do with downsizing.

  5. Anonymous

    how or why their kneecaps aren’t broken by now is beyond me.

    polite society, phooey.