I was going for a laugh with the headline about the Tea Party sponsoring a party for abused animals, but when I read the fine print I saw that Hamptons.com is apparently just another tentacle of Resident Magazine, they of the Michelle-Marie Heinemann cover. But check out this picture accompanying the article and notice the woman in the background identified, I think, as one “Boo Grace”. Unlike everyone else featured in Resident Magazine and its stable of PR customers of Couri Hay’s, Boo is clearly the real thing, so I can’t imagine how she got snookered into appearing with this gang of bandits. I know Mrs. Grace is real because only old money WASP produces a breed of people that at a certain age, men and women both, become George Plimpton look-alikes. I don’t know how they do this, but you should have seen some of my aunts.