And I sell real estate “near Bridgeport”

 

"Long Island" beach cottage

“Long Island” beach cottage

Vice President Joe Biden is spending this week in the Hamptons, although his press office describes it as “vacationing on Long Island”. Man of the People.

Meanwhile, the French Foreign Minister  gave his own unsolicited opinion of our country’s leadership’s schedules:

Laurent Fabius has a message about Iraq for Barack Obama: Get back to the White House and do something.

‘I know it is the holiday period in our Western countries,’ Fabius told a radio interviewer Tuesday in France,’ but when people are dying, you must come back from vacation.’

“The President is no more likely to take advice from a cheese-eating surrender monkey like Fabius than he is to have hot, steamy sex with Hillary Clinton,” White House spokesman Dan Rather told FWIW. “Besides, remember? He said he’d change the world’s opinion of our country, and that’s what he’s done; mission accomplished.”

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  1. Anonymous

    Being told by the French to stop being such a limp-wristed pansy.
    Way to go Barry.

  2. AJ

    I don’t know what Fabius would do, but I know what Marcus would do.

    Marcus enters Rome:

  3. AJ

    And I know what Tiberias would say, but fools always know better.

  4. Fred2

    ‘I know it is the holiday period in our Western countries,’ Fabius told a radio interviewer Tuesday in France,’ but when people are dying, you must come back from vacation.’

    You know, France should feel free to flex their might military muscles ( or whatever) to intervene as they see fit.

    I’m sure the Kurds would be thrilled to have a regiment of legionaires and squadron of ground support aircraft show up help show ISIS off to their heaven.

  5. Al Dente

    I think one of these catapults would scare the camel shit out of those muslims: