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Ratings boost quest

Between suggestions I run for Congress (sleep well – ain’t gonna happen), accept ads (see previous comment) and go for a 100,000 daily readership log from my present 10,000, the latter sounds like the most fun. So here you go:

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Mark Madoff - nothing left to hide

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Asset freeze my ass

How'd Dad's Rolex end up here?

Greenwich police probe burglary hits near Mark Madoff’s home on 21 Cherry Valley Road. Probe indeed. Just sayin’ ….

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Madoff computer programmers arrested by FBI

It won’t provide much financial relief for the scam victims but these guys kept the game going for at least fifteen years and should have tales to tell. Will this bring down the boys? Want a house on Tomac? Cherry Valley?

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Remember, children, the (newly) poor have their troubles, as well as the rich

Markie Madoff cracks under stress, storms away from his apartment on a Vespa. Has anyone seen him at his Cherry Valley house recently? Where’s Scusie when we need her?

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Madoff boys’ Greenwich property coming up for sale?

Maybe, although each Greenwich home, Andy’s at 57 Tomac, Mark’s at 21 Cherry Valley Road (or vice versa – does it matter?) is attached to the tune of $2.5 million already so probably can’t move readily. In any event, Irving Picard, Trustee of Papa Madoff’s bankruptcy, is going to sue the boys and their uncle and their cousin for $200 million. Picard sounded positively gleeful that his suit might drive the Madoffs into bankruptcy and, interestingly, also opined that there are “millions” stashed away just waiting to be discovered. I’ll volunteer to go to Mustiqe and look there, assuming Irv will front my expenses.

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Two more Greenwich listings on the block?

Whistling past the graveyard - Andy Madoff strolls by jail cells

Whistling past the graveyard - Andy Madoff strolls by jail cells

While you lick your chops and wait for Walter Noel’s cottage at 175 Round Hill Road to go on the sheriff’s auction block, you might want to start considering living at 21 Cherry Valley Road or 57 Tomac Avenue, the locations of Bernie Madoff’s kid’s weekend homes. (Ex-wife Susan has the best place, actually, in Lucas Point, but I think she grabbed the divorce proceeds in cash and got away long before the fraud was exposed. I don’t think she can – or should – be touched). Madoff’s bankruptcy trustee Irving Picard has just announced that he’s going after the boys (he’s already got his teeth buried in Walt’s shank). First up for examination is the Nantucket house that either Andy or Mark bought in the spring of 2008 with Madoff funds, but while Nantucket’s a fine place to visit, surely Picard’s ears will prick when he hears, “Greenwich real estate”.

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Speaking of flopping, stunned fish, my dream date’s getting closer

"I'm sorry, Andy, but can we still be friends?"

"I'm sorry, Andy, but can we still be friends?"

The feds are supposedly closing in on the Madoff boys, Andy and Mark, and may indict them after Labor Day (even prosecutors like to take the last two weeks of August off). Real estate mavens may want to start focusing on the boys’ Greenwich homes on Cherry Valley and Tomac, liens and all, but I’m thinking that Andy’s girlfriend Catherine Hooper may finally be ready to dump the fellow – fishing sucks in Ossining, from what I hear.

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