John Lennon would have loved this one: Stampeding Christmas shoppers trample Wal-Mart worker to death . I hope the paramedics trying to save the poor bastard’s life didn’t interfere with anyone’s bargain shopping – I’d hate to see someone’s Christmas ruined.
UPDATE: Well I can see why! “Black Friday shoppers out in force, but cautious”.
For What It's Worth 
They are a bunch of animals!