Timothy Geithner, Obama’s nominee for Treasury Secretary, may have a problem with an illegal alien – housekeeper. Told that Geithner might be out and that there was now space for her husband to assume that role, Monica Noel was ecstatic. “Great!’ she said. “Walt’s a little off his feed right now but God knows we can use the money and honestly, can you truthfully say that anyone will notice the difference between his mental state and anyone else’s down in D.C.? And while it’s true that we had our own little problem with this issue,” she continued, “we shipped that wetback so far into Brazil that no one will ever find the ungrateful son of a bitch again. You won’t tell, will you?”
Mum’s the word, Monica.