NBC should run this PETA ad

I thought this was a joke but it’s not. NBC has rejected an ad scheduled for the Super Bowl by PETA because, among other things, the ad depicted panty-clad babes committing unnatural acts with vegetables. I wish the network would run the ad because there are still some people in this country who think that the organization is a mainstream outfit with sane members. Come on, guys – let PETA be PETA and set them back for ten years until memory fades.

PETA says NBC’s specific list of complaints were that the commercial included:

  • licking pumpkin
  • touching her breast with her hand while eating broccoli
  • pumpkin from behind between legs
  • rubbing pelvic region with pumpkin
  • screwing herself with broccoli (fuzzy)
  • asparagus on her lap appearing as if it is ready to be inserted into vagina
  • licking eggplant
  • rubbing asparagus on breast

‘Veggie Love’: PETA’s Banned Super Bowl Ad

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4 responses to “NBC should run this PETA ad

  1. Hugh G Rection

    I never thought this blog would get me horny, but I’m goin to Whole Foods to get some vegetables !

  2. Cos Cobber

    Someday we’ll learn that vegetables have feelings too. Then what will PETA do?

  3. dogwalker

    Ehhh. I dunno. There aren’t any cucumbers.

  4. sometimes TV censors can be so inconsistent