Here’s something to take your mind off Greenwich real estate prices

The world’s running out of water. Or water where it’s wanted, anyway. This is, of course, old news. Folks have been warning about the draining of the Ogallala Aquifer, which supplies a huge area of our western states with water, for decades, and California’s been in trouble since forever.

I suppose that global warming may save us, by drowning California’s coastal cities and forcing the few residents remaining after the legislature finishes bankrupting the state to new, wetter areas of the country. Or those ice floes Al Gore’s so worried about may drift down to Wisconsin, melt and recreate the old inland sea.

But still, stocking up on bottled water will take your mind off the $700,000 decline in your home’s value, so why not head over to Food Mart now? Jerry Poricelli will be glad you did.


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3 responses to “Here’s something to take your mind off Greenwich real estate prices

  1. Peg

    Kinda makes you feel warm and fuzzy (just prior to a big snowstorm) to be living in the land of 10,000 lakes.

    Actually – we’ve got almost 12,000 of ’em. So – while some of you may have parched throats and no longer be able to bathe, we here in the frozen tundra are cool – and not at all thirsty.

  2. Peg

    Don’t bet your ice skates and mittens on it, Christopher!