Swine flu Cure

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Let us love you until you learn to love yourself

Exciting news for all readers who have been concerned about the swine flu pandemic sweeping the world and threatening your loved ones. This blogger has teamed up with none other than our regular contributor Walter Noel and offer, for the first time, an absolutely fool-proof remedy and vaccine against those vicious bugs. Walt has taken his extensive experience with equine virus and merged his knowledge with that of Dr. Koolabumbha Nokeses, Nigeria’s most famous witch doctor. Now everyone in your family can be protected against harm and, if you wish, Dr. Nokeses can redirect the flu to your enemies. This is a limited offer so send your banking information before midnight tonight c/o Walt on Mustique. His representatives will contact you.


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5 responses to “Swine flu Cure

  1. anonymous

    Biden actually provided the only sensible, but politically incorrect, advice

  2. jobwhore

    Biden is a jackass.

  3. Walt

    Send it to be care of Basil’s. He knows where to find me!!!!!http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3021/2808930168_c8a373e5ae.jpg
    Your Pal,

  4. Walt

    And you know what, Chris? We have this health crisis going on, and who do we turn to for advice? The WHO!!! A friggin deadbeat 1970’s British rock band? And I thought they were all dead. Anyway, I know times are tough, but this is CRAZY!!
    Off to DINNER!!
    Your Pal,

  5. there is now a cure for h1n1 influenza or swine flu http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La2m1jIZ3Mw
    thank us later – The Internet