Don’t you hate when this happens?

The Antares boys are out of their last vestige of the dreams of a real estate empire, tossed from the UST project last week, according to rumor. All that’s left seems to be the twin mansions on Mooreland Road and those are threatened also. If he’s as kind as he’s said to be, Walt Noel will get an extra-large, double side-by-side refrigerator box so he can share his shelter with the boys.


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12 responses to “Don’t you hate when this happens?

  1. Wally

    CF – where did you hear this?

  2. Former Antares

    Hey Chris,

    I can confirm that the bumbling boys have lost the UST building. Goldman Sachs is kicking them out from management, and they barely had any equity in it to begin with. Ashforth is taking over management officially at the end of the 30 day notice period. Couldn’t have happened to bigger or more arrogant boneheads. Also losing management of Starwoods building, Ha!

  3. Walter

    I refuse to live in a refrigerator box….unless it is a Sub-Zero of course.

    Off to the club

    Kind regards,


    • christopherfountain

      Walt, don’t get your knickers in a knot – I know that the real “Walter Noel” signs on as Walt, not Walter. But funny.

  4. fake Walt

    From now on I will be known as “fake Walt” I don’t want to be confused with “Walt” the other fake Walter Noel.

    Off to the sauna

    Kind Regards,

    Fake Walt

    • christopherfountain

      I think that makes you the fake fake Walt, but two negatives make a positive so perhaps you are the Real Walt!

  5. Fake Walt

    Thanks Christopher. I just wish I could get rid of those pesky lawsuits. More will be known in due time.

    Off to the Hamptons

    Kind Regards,

    Fake Walt

  6. Walt

    (Note: Edited for clarity)

    Fake Walter.
    First off, Hiram, I know it’s you, you spineless [ edited] . Because you [edited]. (S.I.H). And you have no sense of humor. By a furlong. And you write as bad as Chris. Whenever I stop by here, and see in the banner “My Writings” I poop my pampers. At least Chris has a sense of humor. The boy needs something going for him, right? But it sure isn’t writing.
    You, Hiram, got nothing. You are a spell checking copy boy wrapped [edited].
    So go proof read Mirriam Webster’s, copy boy. Proof and post, copy boy!!!
    You can’t fool Uncle Walt!!
    Unless you are Bernie. He was good.
    Your Pal,

  7. Walt

    Clarity? Edited for clarity, Weasel Boy?
    Your readers can’t handle douche? That is a bad word? The evil GAR princess totally castrated you. I see your ploy. Is castrated acceptable? Print the rules, you Eunich. Is Eunich acceptable?
    I don’t need a no talent hack like you, pretending to be a “writer” (that makes me piss my pampers every time!!!) Is piss ok? Editing me again? Get a life you commission starved, no talent hack. What are the unacceptable words? Hiram I would get. But douche bag? Come on!!! Greenwich is full of them. And you my real estate schilling friend, should know that better than most. You spend all day with them, you loser.
    Your Pal,

  8. Walt

    Not meant to be.
    Your Pal,

  9. Neighbor

    Please stop walt and fake walt. It’s no longer amusing, if it ever was.