Tatiana Boncompagni, sister-in-law? former daughter-in-law? Some kind of relation to Walt Noel’s first partner in Fairfield Greenwichl Group (the one who “retired” years ago and kept cashing the checks generated by Bernie Madoff’s cheating) has written a distressing tale of the sorrows of hedge fund wives. The poor bastards have lost their money and at least one bitter wife confides to Tatiana, “I didn’t get married for this. Do you know I have to take the subway now?” Truly horrifying. If you have nerves of steel and a stone-cold heart, you might want to read it for an insight into how your neighbors are suffering.