That’s right, you’re all a bunch of “Brooks Brothers protestors” denying the little people their due. Now shut up and let us serve those people. Besides, we can’t hear you jerks over the roar of our new Gulfstreams – nyanah di nyanah!
UPDATE: I don’t know if I find this scary, but it’s at least disturbing: White House asking citizens to report critics of ObamaCare.
There is a lot of disinformation about health insurance reform out there, spanning from control of personal finances to end of life care. These rumors often travel just below the surface via chain emails or through casual conversation. Since we can’t keep track of all of them here at the White House, we’re asking for your help. If you get an email or see something on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to firstname.lastname@example.org.
I think ObamaCare sucks so I’m turning myself in right now.
Here we go – just sent this off:
I think your program is frightening and an eerie predictor of what you people plan for us should your health care plan be enacted. I say so on the web, here. Please send your goons over to talk to me soon – stop me before I blog again!