Democrats ridicule health care protestors

That’s right, you’re all a bunch of “Brooks Brothers protestors” denying the little people their due. Now shut up and let us serve those people. Besides, we can’t hear you jerks over the roar of our new Gulfstreams – nyanah di nyanah!

UPDATE: I don’t know if I find this scary, but it’s at least disturbing: White House asking citizens to report critics of ObamaCare.

There is a lot of disinformation about health insurance reform out there, spanning from control of personal finances to end of life care. These rumors often travel just below the surface via chain emails or through casual conversation. Since we can’t keep track of all of them here at the White House, we’re asking for your help. If you get an email or see something on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to

I think ObamaCare sucks so I’m turning myself in right now.

Here we go – just sent this off:

I think your program is frightening and an eerie predictor of what you people plan for us should your health care plan be enacted. I say so on the web, here. Please send your goons over to talk to me soon – stop me before I blog again!

Chris Fountain
Riverside CT
(203) 249-4394


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6 responses to “Democrats ridicule health care protestors

  1. Anonymous

    French monarchists today condemned the jacobin rabble seen organizing outside the Bastille.

    “Clearly the work of British-financed extremists” said one source.

    “Some of them aren’t even Sorbonne graduates!” said another.

    The press room erupted in collegial laughter when a high ranking palace official was heard to remark about their economic grievances, “Let them eat cake”

    FROM: Business Insider, commenter Rellag.

  2. anonymous

    Communists dislike free speech and divergent views

  3. Front Row Phil

    This is frightening shit. It’s the most official, determined F U to dissent and opposition I can recall. The tsunami of voter resentment may not hit land by the mid-term elections, but 2012 those politicians who have turned a deaf ear will hopefully be turned out of office. The people will rise up. Eventually.

  4. ogrcc

    front row:

    you are talking about a change from the status quo correct?

    b/c last i checked everyone wants a new deal. or did everyone all of a sudden become stakeholders in HC insurance corporations???

  5. Obama and his left-wing cronies will do what they always have done.

    Plant people in the town hall meetings, receive a list of questions prior to the meeting, and stage the entire thing so that they can give the appearance that American loves government takeovers.