Great moments in consumer protection

Not content with raiding back-yard tag sales, the feds are also worried about rocks. Too much lead! And worse, reports, they may be too sharp to meet another federal guideline. Some schools, Overlawyered says, have eliminated the use of live, dangerous rocks in the classrom and substituted colorful posters of granite in its natural habitat.


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2 responses to “Great moments in consumer protection

  1. Cos Cobber

    CF, Posters have sharp edges. Perhaps it would be safest to just use your imagination.

  2. Anonymous

    As our legislators while away the hours of their boring duties playing computer games, their junior aides, inexperienced in real life, dream up clauses like this to justify their taxpayer-paid jobs.

    Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
    eating a Christmas pie.
    He stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum,
    and said, “What a good boy am I.”