Striving to prevent suicide by train
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Suicide helps solve overpopulation, healthcare costs, carbon footprint, perpetuation of weak DNA, global warming…..damn efficient stuff
I propose a ban on building any structure anywhere that exceeds two stories lest some disturbed individual jump out of it and die. Buildings like the Empire State Building could be grandfathered in, but we have to draw the line somewhere and stop this madness.
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