Girl stuck in empty airport makes great use of her time. Funny.
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Wonderful happy limber silly dancer girl….inspiring.
Next thing you know she’ll be identified and detained by the TSA for suspected terrorist activities.
She did this so lame. But I did like her headlights.
That’s the best she has? The first thing you do in an empty airport is go to the check in desk. Take their phones apart, so they don’t work, and rub the mouth piece where the sun don’t shine. That is always a good time.
Next, go to the elevators. Crazy glue all the buttons so they can’t be pressed. That is a blast too.
Bathrooms. Always easy prey. The first thing I always do is write on the stall walls – Want some fun? Call Chris, AKA the Weasel, then I write your cell phone number. I hope your social life is picking up.
But airports are actually more fun when they are crowded. I have been flying commercially recently. Private planes get boring. I missed hanging out with the peeps. So on our last trip to Palm Beach, after Monica packed her bags, I slipped a huge dildo, handcuffs, a whip, one gallon of sex lube, and a ball gag in her bag. When she went through security, all the alarms went off. It was a pisser. And when the Security guy saw what she was packing, he asked her out!!
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