News that the USPS is clearing off the Avenue has every commercial real estate broker in a lather – great site, and high visibility. Who will be replacing our sullen workers in grey? Well, the Pigeon Club has been making a strong push but speaking with P&Z Chairman Frank Farricker, who asked that he remain anonymous because he was not authorized to speak for the Commission, FWIW has learned that the leading contender for the location is a combination McDonald’s/ Chase Bank, with drive-thru service for both classes of customers.
“It’s a win-win situation”, Farricker maintained, “and you wanna know what they’re contributing to the Democrat Party? Whoo boy!”
UPDATE: For those readers offended by use of a picture of (the last) pope, here’s an alternative illustration courtesy of Island Surveyor.