What was Peter Brant doing in California?

I swear, Honey, I thought it was a Christmas tree!

Bomb scare in CHIPs station called off after cops determine wire leading from arrestees’ pocket to anus was, as he’d claimed, hooked up to a vibrator. Stephanie Seymour was unavailable for comment.

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4 responses to “What was Peter Brant doing in California?

  1. Walt

    Dude Man –
    That may be the worst picture of Stephanie I have ever seen. She looks like she has eaten a sour ball – or worse – a Buddy Ball!! The horrors! And cross eyed with a bad hair do. Post this one instead:

    Your Pal,
    Walt

  2. Sanjay Bigglesworth

    There’s gotta be a whole lotta crazy going on in that melon to want to permanently remove the rest of the body from one’s residence.

  3. Fred2

    Can you just imagine the bomb squads first reaction to the news of where the bomb was they have to disarm/extract:

    Err, can we just blow it up “in place”?

    Or was it “Frank, pass the “jaws of life”, and bottle of that there lube.”