Demmerkrats change their mind and return to convention hall, nominate Dannel Malloy for Governor

Ned Lamont discusses his primary chances

Notwithstanding their earlier decision to quit and go home, state Demmerkrats, upon learning that the final episode of Lost will be broadcast Sunday night, not Saturday, decided to stick around  beautiful, exciting Hartford and, as alternative entertainment, named Stamford’s former mayor as their party’s candidate for governor. A bitter Ned Lamont vowed to fight on.

“That asshole doesn’t even know how to spell his own name,” Lamont sputtered. “Dannel? Dannel? Give me a fucking break! Besides, I have millions of my own money to spend – Malloy’s on welfare. And I’ve got endorsements! Whatshisface – the mayor of Hartford, that PR, Perez?  He’s going to campaign for me; or he will if his bribery trial ends okay.  And, and, I deserve it! Everybody else in this goddamned election is a rich fuck from Greenwich, why not me?”

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2 responses to “Demmerkrats change their mind and return to convention hall, nominate Dannel Malloy for Governor

  1. h0rse jock

    OK, LOL on Ned and the crying pic was very funny. I am a conservative/Libertarian. Everyone is going after Ned and Dan and whomever. But in good faith I can not support a woman whose husband and she have dealt with false wrestling and abused steroid laws to make a fortune. You want to break a national story? Look into those over muscled fake wrestlers and their steroid abuse. Makes Blumenthal look like a priest. Why is no one doing that? Send that face lifted faker back to the entertainment business where she belongs. I am embarrassed to be from this state.