I'm not lifting his wallet, just fondling his buttocks!
On the losers’ side, Larry Wilcox, former CHiPS motorcycle cop, has finally been busted for running a penny stock scam. Glad to hear it, and I hope he gets out, penniless, when he’s 79 or so.
On the winners’ side, Larry Hagman, Ol’ J.R. in “Dallas”, whacked Citigroup with a $11.6 million arbitration award, $10 million of which will go to Larry’s favorite charities. The only frustrating aspect of this latter case is that Hagman prevailed on the very claim that so many fleeced investors lose on: they were all conservative investors, and said so when opening accounts, and brokers proceeded to ignore that and run for the commissions. My clients, if they were lucky, got back what they lost and then had to pay me. Hagman was awarded his full losses, a $1 million or so, plus attorney’s fees of $400,000 +, and the punitives.
Hagman deserved every penny of that award; I just hope that, moving forward, the FINRA arbitrators will afford the same relief to defrauded investors who aren’t television stars.
- Oh, the humanity!
A dumpster falls through the street after a water main undermines it and the neighbors go ballistic. This in a neighborhood of £5 million homes so basically, they got theirs jack, and you can just screw off.
Near neighbour Denis Jackson said: “This entire fiasco represents a massive collective failure for all involved in designing, approving and attempting to build overly ambitious, vulgar additions to listed buildings in a conservation area.
“How much misery do residents have to endure before we learn to properly balance long-term interests against reckless pursuit of short-term profit?”
Ali Hue-Williams, a doctor and mother-of-three, lives next door.
She said: “Everyone in the street objected to the basement. It has caused so much grief. I’m waking up every night at 4am, panicked. We should be given alternative accommodation. I can hardly farm my children out every night to stay somewhere else.”
One neighbour, who did not want to be named, said: “We are utterly furious. This road is one of the nicest in Belgravia and it looks like a bomb site. There was a fountain of water spewing out of the hole. It could take months to fix.”
Kick up your heels!
Dealbreaker reports that the swells in London’s City are back to flaunting their wealth. My opinion? Even at the expense of a crushed world-wide economy, a massive collapse of the financial industry would be welcome.
A boom in hedonistic “greed is good” spending is sweeping through London after two years of recessionary restraint…West End stores, clubs and restaurants say they have been astounded by the sudden spike in guilt-free spending in recent weeks on a scale that would have been unthinkable even six months ago. Andrew Hawes, managing director of Bollinger UK, said it was currently impossible to get enough of its £120 a bottle Special Cuvée into Britain because demand is so strong. He said: “There was a time when people certainly didn’t want to be seen with an expensive bottle of champagne — but we’re past that phase now.”
It gets better.
Even City traders’ Tottenham Court Road lap dancing hangout Spearmint Rhino, which fell heavily out of favour during the credit crunch years, is back in vogue. Vice-president John Specht said: “We sold out of Cristal champagne last night and that stuff costs £395 a bottle. Six City guys come in and drop £5,000 to take the VIP area for the evening.
“A few nights ago we had four guys from the Middle East who bought £20,000 in chips for dances and drinks. After service charges they spent £24,000. It’s shocking, it’s back to the days of five or six years ago. Those sort of customers are starting to come back, there’s been a huge increase just in the past five or six weeks.”
Planning for disaster. Sounds like as bad an idea as trusting your funds to Bernie. Besides, Catherine looks to have aged poorly since 2008. I’m rethinking my invitation to take her fly fishing.
(h/t, Florida Observer)
On the seventh day, the bankers rested
Good article here. Note to readers who aren’t hip to the jargon, CDO”s are collateralized debt obligations, which in my previous post I referred to as securitized mortgages. They represent hundreds or even thousands of mortgages, all rolled together by the big banks and sold as bonds to pension funds, states, etc.
UPDATE: Okay, I completely botched that definition. Here’s a better one, from reader Donato Loscalzo:
Sorry to be picky here Chris but CDO’s are actually derivatives of mortgage backed securities, akin to options (put or calls) to underlying shares. When you trade CDOs you actually trade options on MBS. The CDOs were the ones that got Goldman in trouble: they were selling “calls” to the German banks while they were buying “puts” against the same securities. Listen Wall Street is like a sausage factory: you may like the end product but you definitely do not want to walk around the factory floor……………..
That would be the Virgin spaceship, which yesterday accomplished its first manned flight. Soon, we’ll have the first commercial spaceship service. I probably won’t be taking advantage of this opportunity until the ticket price of $200,000 drops by at least half (heh), but already 700 tickets have sold. Neato.