Nudists, unite

Our TSA claims we have nothing to fear from the new radiation machines. Whatever – I’m not planning a plane trip right now, but next time, I’ll just strip in line. I do it at (select) beaches, why not at JFK? I can always use the publicity, even at the expense of exposing my pitiful “extremity”. And just imagine if, a la Arlo Guthrie, fifty people a day, I say fifty people a day, do the same thing. You can get anything you want at Alice’s Restaurant.

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5 responses to “Nudists, unite

  1. Fred2

    Free advertising I guess.

    But for what?

    Being thrown in the general booking population inthe altogether might not be the most pleasnt experience. and you the the TSA will go out of it’s ignorant nasty way to make an example of people.

  2. Al Dente

    The TSA launched it’s new Program to Examine Random Voyagers, or PERV this morning – SHOCKING story at:

    http://spnheadlines.blogspot.com/2010/03/faa-tiger-will-work-airport-security_19.html

    Peace! 🙂

  3. meridenite

    Don’t worry agent orange will just clear out the foliage it won’t have anyy effect on you.

  4. Sanjay Bigglesworth

    If some random stranger wants to juggle my nutters, game on, I say. Game on.

  5. Linda in Poughkeepsie

    Rawstory.com blog suggests men wear kilts. Nothing more needs to be added to that story! My son is studying at St. Andrews, anyone want him to send them one?