(In deference to Muslim supporters, this blog has decided to convert all references to Muslims to “Norwegian”, in order to foster an understanding and appreciation of multiculturalism and acceptance of the grand caliphate that our friends in the Middle East would like to impose on us all.)
“But it isn’t permissible for their husbands to have sex with them unless they are capable of being placed beneath and bearing the weight of the men.”
Now that’s damn decent of them but, if we’re to be ruled by these people, I have a few questions:
Does “men” mean one at a time, or all together?
What if the husband uses his knees and elbows? Surely a three-year-old could withstand that weight, or does the Sheik rule this out? A girl would have to be at least five before she could bear the full weight of a
camel reindeer raper, so must we wait an extra two years before enjoying our latest wife?
There are other questions, of course: must we be willing to plant bombs in our turbans and blow up fellow
Muslims Norwegians? Cut the throats of school girls? Etc., etc., but I’d like some answers to these marital issues first of all.