Mother aspires to be world’s fattest woman. Lives on welfare (too fat to work) and gets free medical care. I’m not saying that I’d make a trip over to Britain to take this woman out (I don’t mean dating) but someone could rid the world of a parasite and save British taxpayers a ton (literally) of money.
UPDATE: a reader points out that, while a Brit paper reported the story, the lady lives in Arizona. Road trip, anyone?.