Everyone should have a goal

Mother aspires to be world’s fattest woman. Lives on welfare (too fat to work) and gets free medical care. I’m not saying that I’d make a trip over to Britain to take this woman out (I don’t mean dating) but someone could rid the world of a parasite and save British taxpayers a ton (literally) of money.

UPDATE: a reader points out that, while a Brit paper reported the story, the lady lives in Arizona. Road trip, anyone?.


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18 responses to “Everyone should have a goal

  1. Cos Cobber

    Those poor kids. This women is going to proudly commit slow-motion suicide and those kids have to live through it – before their eyes – everyday. What a selfish b*tch.

  2. anon1

    What an immoral and incredibly selfish mother. Shame on her for proceeding to eat her way to immobility and an inability to care for her children.

  3. Peg

    With the advent of the Internet, we get sick stories like this from all around the world. Personally, I can think of no explanation other than that this woman is one deranged person. Agree with CC, however, that those kids are in for a rough ride.

    And I thought MY mom was a trial as I was growing up!!

  4. The Duke of Deception

    The Duke would hit it…

  5. dogwalker

    And fellow taxpayers pick up the bill for her medical problems. Oye. I’m all for civil liberties, but this one ought to be illegal.

  6. Walt

    Duke –
    So would old Uncle Walt. With a stick.And my eyes closed.
    Your Pal,

  7. catwalker

    No need to cross the pond Chris, she lives in Casa Grande AZ according to article.

    • Hmm – the article referred to her weight in stones, so I assumed she was a Brit. The Daily Mail must have translated her weight for its readers. But if I’m saving American taxpayers money then ….

  8. anon

    check out her Twitter account gravatar. WARNING: VIEWING MAY CAUSE BLINDNESS OR VOMITING.


  9. Anonymous

    Dear God, just reading what she eats for breakfast made me ill. I think that’s a week worth of meals for me and I’m a bit “fluffier” than I’d like to be.

  10. Cobra

    She’s the personification of Obozo’s ego.

  11. Greenwich Gal

    She’s doing it for the fame – we are a celebrity obsessed nation and if you can’t be Kim Kardashian you can get fame for being her exact opposite – hideously overweight and just plain disgusting.

  12. Anonymous

    Whenever I read stories like this one, I’m reminded of this.

    It’s okay to watch, it doesn’t include the horrifying restaurant interior part. 🙂

  13. The Duke of Deception

    Greenwich Gal,

    Please mind your tongue – you’re talking about the next Mrs. Duke here.

  14. Anonymous

    The Duke has a fatty fetish? 😯

  15. Greenwich Gal

    No way, Duke, that your “duchess” looks like that!

  16. The Duke of Deception

    To each is own.

    (FTR, the current Mrs. Duke is a hot piece from Shaker Heights, OH)

  17. Anonymous

    “Dr Flite said Susanne’s medical checks showed no current problems, adding: ‘She’s capable of making her own decisions.  I don’t see any psychiatric problems or anything else wrong.’”

    The family doctor needs to be retrained. The patient seems psychiatrically ill and needs sectioning.