It never is, actually, but NY Jets player Santonio Holmes is a dickwad of the highest order, quitting on his team early this season and collecting his millions while malingering. Obviously he should be traded, but who would want him? That’s a $50 million, five-year mistake (or some ridiculous number like that). Still, better to eat the contract and send this guy packing than leave him on the bench another four years while he infects his teammates. Or Plaxico Burress, who I do like, could give him a pistol and directions to a really cool New York City nightclub.