Connecticut may lose its ranking as worse place in America to retire in

We're getting you the Hell out of here, Granny!

Giant pythons running loose in Florida. They’ve already killed 98% of the deer, and rodents and smaller mammals are going fast too. Either these big boys will run out of food and starve to death or, more likely, they’ll turn their attention to the slow-moving denizens of Leisure Village.

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  1. Like you enjoy raccoons rolling your garbage cans? Try some gators to defend yourself against the snakes with.

  2. peeps

    They need to come up with some expensive gourmet recipes to serve in Boca and Naples, and the python count should go down. Broiled Python with thyme and sun-dried tomatoes might be a big seller if you charge $60 a plate. In the summer, once the tourists are gone, give it away free in the upside-down mortgage towns.

  3. I only have to run faster than the old geezer next to me.