I guess we won’t be hearing from Walt for a while

I'll be with you in a minute, Dear

Police chase ruins naked bondage role play. Duct tape, Subaru, naked girlfriend, public parking lot – what could go wrong? Should have stuck to washing those dishes, fella.

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4 responses to “I guess we won’t be hearing from Walt for a while

  1. anon

    i swear, one day, my computer is going to blow up, or get confiscated, from clicking so many of the wacky links you post. what the HELL were you doing on that website to begin with? never mind, i don’t want to know.

  2. Walt

    Dude –
    I do hate when this happens. But I wouldn’t be caught dead in a Subaru.
    So you know it wasn’t me!
    Your Pal,
    Walt

  3. AJ

    Anon, you didn’t have to go to any kinky website to find that story: it’s in the mainstream “human interest” news. Walt, the new Subarus are quite nice, when it comes to traction they will outperform any car, give you all wheel drive without consuming any more gas than a front wheel drive, look as good if not better than any other Jap car, have adjustible power to the front or rear wheels, are easily upgadable to 600 horsepower, and are much more reliable than an Audi. Along with my collection of “I didn’t pay very much for them do it yourself turbocharged German tank” used Beamers, I have a couple of them sitting in my driveway.

  4. Libertarian Advocate

    The other advantage of a Subaru is that when the SHTF they’ll be less of an obvious and immediate target for the Obummer Zombies who’ll be actively looking to target “1%ers” driving Beamers (not the titty bar), Bennies, and all those other vehicles that appeal to the the “rich.” In fact I know one Greenwich 1%er who drives a simple station wagon. Obviously he’s got very competent security consultants.