Myles Standish to Pocahontas: Get outta here, broad, we was here first!

Back to Siberia with you, interloper!

Europeans beat the Indians to America by 5,000 years. Does this mean we can close those goddam casinos?

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4 responses to “Myles Standish to Pocahontas: Get outta here, broad, we was here first!

  1. Cos Cobber

    You write the funniest sh*t sometimes.

  2. AJ

    I think miles lived in MA and Pocahontas lived in VA, not to say they couldn’t have gotten together.

    • Yeah well, I don’t think the cavalry was pursuing Indians when the Pilgrims were hanging around Massachusetts so maybe there’s a joke going on here? Nah.

  3. AJ

    Whatch You Talkin’ ‘Bout Willis?