Stop them before they kill again!
A reader just alerted Walt that his idea for a PC Easter Egg hunt has already been hatched by PETA and I made the mistake of Googling to see if it was true. Oh indeed it is. The wack-jobs will be at the White House this Sunday, assaulting some 30,000 children with this:
The leaflet from the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is titled, “Eggs Are Better Lost Than Found” and reads, in part, “Eggs come from millions of chickens who spend their whole lives locked inside small cages in dark buildings. They never get to be out in the sunshine, walk around, or even stretch. These places are called ‘factory farms,’ and they are mean to chickens.”
Occupy Wall Street lizards floundering. Rapes, stabbings and thefts should go down dramatically this summer.
If you really loved me, you’d know who I was. Rap star pulls an illegal left-turn across three lanes while driving a car with illegal tinted windows and is pulled over by the cops. The stop was racist, he says, because they didn’t realize what an important person he was. This is the equivalent of Martha Stewart pulling the same stunt and complaining about gender bias.
Don't tell the girls where we are!
Just don’t let them get anywhere near me when I’m relaxing with the Boyz.
Obama played 23 rounds of golf between January and October of 2009 before inviting a single woman to his foursome, the New York Times reported. This was emblematic of broader concerns over the president’s preference for the company and advice of men:
The technical foul over the all-male game has become a nagging concern for a White House that has battled an impression dating to the presidential campaign that Mr. Obama’s closest advisers form a boys’ club and that he is too frequently in the company of only men — not just when playing sports, but also when making big decisions.
If I had a father, he'd look like Marion
Marion “Crack Head” Barry opines on the “Asians” who have set up shop in Choclate City:
“We got to do something about these Asians coming in and opening up businesses and dirty shops,” Barry said in remarks on Tuesday night first reported by WRC-TV. “They ought to go. I’m going to say that right now. But we need African-American businesspeople to be able to take their places, too.”
While China says, “thank you so much for so many jobs!” And the Great One replies, “you’re welcome – we’ll subsidize anything if it will create a job overseas.”