So what’s the evidence he wasn’t a real postman?

 

Costner goes postal

A man “dressed as a postman” robbed two banks today. Well if he was wearing a postal uniform, how do they know he wasn’t in fact a postman?

Just wondering.

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3 responses to “So what’s the evidence he wasn’t a real postman?

  1. Walt

    Dude –
    Are you frigging kidding me? You are investigative “journalist” you little Sherlock Holmes, you. The report says he knocked of two banks within the span of ten minutes. And he did both successfully.

    No postal worker can deliver two letters within the span of ten minutes. To adjacent homes. So they could rob two banks a mile and a half apart? UNPOSSIBLE!!

    The odds of him being a real postal worker exceed the odds of you winning a Pulitzer. By a mile. Or actually selling some dirt.

    It’s obvious Watson.
    Your Pal,
    Walt

  2. anon

    how do they know he wasn’t in fact a postman?
    Because he rang twice? 🙂