The Ten Commandments, 21st Century version

Holy Moses, that’s mean!

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife’s vibrator. Colorado man breaks into house next door, steals sex toys.

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4 responses to “The Ten Commandments, 21st Century version

  1. Inagua

    This wouldn’t happen if the government was really concerned about women and provided free vibrators.

  2. Fred2

    Hold on, someone called the police to report the theft of sex toys and the _investigator_ was able to identify one from a picture.

    the mind boggles.

    You can hear the police:
    “And nothing else was stolen?”
    “We’ll get right on it, ma’am.”

  3. pulled up in OG

    DA’s gonna sit on the evidence till after the trial.
    She may not want her toys back.

  4. Anonymous

    It seems another of madam’s kinks is exhibitionism since the perp left his binoculars behind. 😆

    So gross on so many many fronts…