Holy Moses, that’s mean!
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife’s vibrator. Colorado man breaks into house next door, steals sex toys.
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This wouldn’t happen if the government was really concerned about women and provided free vibrators.
Hold on, someone called the police to report the theft of sex toys and the _investigator_ was able to identify one from a picture.
the mind boggles.
You can hear the police:
“And nothing else was stolen?”
“We’ll get right on it, ma’am.”
DA’s gonna sit on the evidence till after the trial.
She may not want her toys back.
It seems another of madam’s kinks is exhibitionism since the perp left his binoculars behind. 😆
So gross on so many many fronts…
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