Tough choice

A friend loaned me an NRA cap when we were at the range the other day (he thinks he loaned it; I kept it) and I’m torn. I already have a cap, a Greenwich Shellfish Warden one, nicely sun-faded with a pretty gold scallop on the front, but what says “F*** You” to regressives better than one sporting the NRA logo? I think I’ll wear the latter until after the election and depending on who wins, maybe the next four years after that.

When in doubt, offend

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14 responses to “Tough choice

  1. OG17

    Stop clinging to your guns!!!

  2. Cobra

    While the Greenwich Shellfish Warden chapeau is quite exclusive, I’d definitely suggest wearing the NRA cap at least on alternating days. As a Life Member since 1971 and a Benefactor Member since Clinton was elected, I can proudly testify to the disturbed glances my multiple NRA caps evoke from libtard douchenozzles (excuse the redundancy).

  3. The NRA cap most definitely. The Shellfish Warden hat is totally lightweight.

    I was happily surprised to see alot of Vote Linda and Mitt signs on my adventure into Greenwich today. Mostly backcountry. North Road from Banksville was closed so I had to come in Taconic and wow, your NRA cap would fit right in. It wasn’t until I got in town that the signage changed. Not one Obama sign though – the Dems who had signs out were all for Connecticut races. Yet the Republicans who had signs out had both – Linda and Mitt. Interesting.

  4. NRA

    HEY! That’s MY cap, buddy! But you can keep it. (You’re welcome.)

    Besides, why boast about arresting shellfish?

  5. Libertarian Advocate

    Chris, why do you think I didn’t “loan” you my Boberg cap? hehehehe… now you know.

  6. Libertarian Advocate

    NRA…. “Identity Theft” is a nasty business.

  7. Balzac

    Regressive….brilliant.

  8. NRA

    YIPES! So this guy “Chris” will run around pretending to be me?

    OK, Chris, time to get serious. L.A. would have you carry the Boberg. But *I* don’t carry 9mm. Now, to resemble me, I’d recommend you carry the Charter Pug in .44S&W Spl. You’d also need to get circumcised. (OK, yes, the Pug will do.)

  9. There are loads of people who can wear an NRA cap, but only a select few can wear that shellfish warden hat. It’s also really pretty. I think it would give the wearer that certain Je ne sais quois.

  10. Libertarian Advocate

    Chris: I’m pretty sure PEEPS is hitting on you.

  11. Walt

    Dude –
    Why not wear a hat that says “I’m With Stupid” with a downward pointing arrow under that?
    Your Pal,
    Walt

  12. Walt

    Dude –
    Sometimes, you have your moments. Not too often, but this was one of them. You made me laugh out loud.
    You loser.
    Your Pal,
    Walt