Aboard the HMS Raging Queen

Dressed for Success

Cause and effect? Abercrombie and Fitch stock sags from $80 the $25 on the watch of CEO Michael S.  Jeffries, who seems to devote most of his time fretting about his comfort on the company jet.

A 40-plus page manual that was filed with court documents in relation to an age discrimination suit by a former pilot outlined a list of instructions for crew members aboard the CEO’s Gulfstream jet that stipulated everything from how to arrange the toilet paper to what type of cologne should be worn.

Among the details: the [all] male flight crew had to wear a hat, sunglasses, gloves, boxer briefs and a spritz of A&F41. Jeffries also didn’t want the toilet paper to be “exposed” and the end square should be folded. As for current issues of magazines like Bloomberg Businessweek or Fortune, they had to be kept in the right side of the credenza. Crew members should always check for fingerprints on the credenza, cabin door, galley door, ledges and the cabinet doors in the lavatory. And the crew has to play the song “Take Me Home” when passengers entered the cabin for the return flight.

The rulebook for his Gulfstream underscores Jeffries’ attention to meticulous details, particularly how he wants his flight crew dressed. For example, hats should be worn only when the temperature is below 40 degrees. The brim of the hat should be two inches thick and it should be pulled so that it’s about in the middle of the forehead. When wearing a winter coat, the crew has to zip the jacket up to the fourth button from the bottom. The lowest button should be left undone, but the next three buttons up should be fastened. Jeans should sit at the hips, according to the rulebook.

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  1. Greenwich Gal

    Ha. I hope the pilot wins his lawsuit. And who ever heard of a 2 inch brim on a hat? That must be an error on the reporter’s part. Furthermore, I hope AandFitch hits the skids – as it seems they are almost there already. Fashion is a fickle business and it seems like the youth market has moved on.

  2. The heck with Jeffries. I want to know what rules WALT has for the crew of his G-5. Should be good.

  3. Fred2

    Brian Sozzi, chief equities analyst at NBG Productions, said that the manual underscores Jeffries’ overall management style.

    “None of this is surprising.”

    My comment: With an Arse like that in charge, no it’s not anyone sane jumped ship and fled when they realized they had a looney PIA control freak in charge.

    Seriously, a minor fashion house needs a corporate jet? Really?

    Can you see saying “No, boss, I think you are wrong.” to this guy?

    “Thank you for your opinion, your tie is crooked, you are fired.”

  4. Linda in Poughkeepsie

    Too much Botox on those lips. And the eyes? Can he close them?