Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up to testify!

Taking a holiday break in Chappaqua

Taking a holiday break in Chappaqua

(Headline stolen from InstaPundit, but it’s awfully funny). Hillary Clinton deploys slip and fall strategy, will stay at home rather than be tied to Obama’s failed Middle East policy.

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has announced another sudden illness, marking the third time since Sept. 11, 2012 that she has distanced herself from President Barack Obama’s faltering Muslim-outreach strategy.

The illnesses — and her pending departure from the job — have protected her from growing criticism about the Middle East strategy, which has helped Islamic theocrats seize or consolidate power in Egypt, Libya, Tunisia, Turkey, Mali and Iran.

This distancing may prove particularly useful in 2016 if Clinton decides to run for president.

The professor suggests our soon-to-be-departed Secretary of State may be staying home at the request of her boss because her testimony on the 9/11 Benghazi debacle.


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16 responses to “Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up to testify!

  1. Libertarian Advocate

    So, are you suggesting that her boss, having suggested that she commit perjury to protect his skinny ass and been soundly re-buffed, settled on new strategy of encouraging her to stonewall a congressional investigation? But this is the most transparent administration in history isn’t it???

  2. Anon

    You know. I know. The world knows. The truth of Benghazi will never be uncovered during the Obama administration. Hillary would not want to testify because it might taint her image for her 2016 presidential run.

    But that headline. Well worth stealing and reusing.

  3. Al Dente

    There are lots of excuses to miss crucial events. Here are a few of my favorites:

  4. Anonymous

    More Clinton lies….will it ever stop? Just imagine….we may have to deal with their off-spring in politics when they’re both gone.

  5. Remember Hilary’s debate with Rick Lazio and the successful “intimidated female” excuse ginned up on her behalf? This may be more of the same.

    Stomach flu, a fall, a “concussion” means no Congressional testimony about Benghazi?

    I doubt a man would get away with this excuse.

  6. Anonymous

    Her timing is amazing and oh, so consistent. Don’t forget about the Whitewater file that went missing for so long, then miraculously appeared on a White Hose table top. The Clinton’s are the most slippery politicians I’ve ever witnessed. Truly amazing.

  7. Well she’s not hiding out in Chappaqua sick. We’re just back from a Christmas party two blocks from their home. We drove slowly by their cul-de-sac, peeking in to see if the Secret Service was there. Not a creature was stirring. Not even the louse.

  8. AJ

    Poor Humpty! Will all the King’s horses be able to reassemble her by 2016? If her opponent is Rudy Giuliani, the answer is yes. The only thing to be decided is can the hero of 9-11 defeat the hero of Benghazi (aka, the hero of the corkscrew landing).

  9. anonymous

    Clintons have a mega mansion in the swanky Kalorama section of Washington in addition to requisite residency residence in leafy Westchester. She’s probably there.

  10. Anonymous

    I’ve always felt those who drive by the homes of people who are in the news for one reason or another are kind of creepy. Why do that anyway? Morbid curiosity?

    I was disappointed to see EOS’s post : ” We drove slowly by their cul-de-sac, peeking in to see if the Secret Service was there. Not a creature was stirring. Not even the louse.”

    SLOOOOWLY? I thought you had more class than than that, EOS. Who is the real louse here?

    • A) Humor
      B) Literary license
      C) No one can drive anything except sloooooowly on crazy Route 117 especially at the bend in the road where their cul-de-sac is. Their house is at the far far end of the neighborhood, practically invisible unless you stop, look, and leer. It was raining and dark. Are you getting the picture?
      D) I repeat: Humor.
      E). I repeat: Literary license.

  11. Anonymous

    And now we find out that Hillary did not go to any hospital, just had a convenient housecall by the doc. No MRI, no testing. I smell a rat.

  12. Anonymous

    Vince Foster also smelled a rat when he was murdered…um, I mean committed suicide. For those of you who have forgotten…Deputy White House counsel Vince Foster was found dead in Fort Marcy Park off the George Washington Parkway in Virginia, outside Washington, D.C., on July 20, 1993. His death was ruled a suicide by multiple official investigations, but remains a subject of conspiracy theories.

    A suicide note of sorts, actually a draft of a resignation letter, was found torn into 27 pieces in Foster’s briefcase after his death. The note is clearly shown to be missing a piece, therefore it was 27 of 28 pieces. The note was not initially found upon the original search of the briefcase in which it was cleared of its effects. It was found on July 26, 1993 and held by the White House for some 30 hours before it was turned over to USPP investigators.