Reader KG (happy to give full credit to readers but hesitate to do so without explicit authorization) sends along this wonderful real estate description for 140 Bronson Road, in Southport:
A very secluded 2.76 acre oasis protected by Mill Pond, I-95 access ramp and Metro North railroad. A beautiful farm house with a 2 car garage. An easy walk to town with restaurants, shops and train.
In fairness, it looks like a nice spread, and the price, at $500,000 (ish) ain’t bad, but protected by the highway and train tracks? Protected from what? Somebody needs a thesaurus, or a reading lesson at Cos Cob Library, lucky them.