Government worker reprimanded for farting around all day.
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Because he’s the only conservative left in federal civil service?
Because they have to make it look like they actually have standards of conduct?
Because they can’t take the smell anymore?
Years ago I interviewed Lord King, then chairman of British Airways. The comment that has stayed with me was “We took a survey of all of our employees and asked them what they did. This one man said he really didn’t know. I said ‘we must keep him, because he’s telling the truth’ ”
Fire 17,879,353 government workers and keep the farter?
Isn’t the Holiday season such a joyous time of year? There were snowflakes this morning and a tingle in the air!!
I went to the Apple store on the Avenue to do some last minute shopping and spread some good will towards all. Except for that fat bitch who tried to cut in line. She really pissed me off. And that store is really hard to shop lift in. But I got a few IPad covers. Want one?
Anyhows, this is also a time to reflect. Don’t you think? Have you been a GOOOD Boy? I love that video!! Have you had a positive impact on others, and made this a better planet? Have you given more than you have taken? Took? Do you look in the mirror and feel positive about what you see? Not you Dude, but a normal person. That was a rhetorical question.
I asked myself these questions, and have made some decisions. I am going Lezbo. Why not? They like the same stuff I like, and have better access. Plus I think they are a protected class. Better yet, I am going Negro Lezbo. Is Negro OK Dude, or is that on the list? This way, not only do I have prime access to the shaven clam, but I also get free stuff. Win win my friend!!
Sounds like a plan!!
What are you going to do?
Put the poor man on disability, I hear the air in Hawaii air is considered by many to have natural anti-flatuent qualities — doctor’s orders.
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