Santa’s genius elf
The science is settled: big-breasted women are smarter.
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Hollywood disproves the study
One of the oldest wives tales on the planet is that women’s brains size are in inverse relationship to her fun bag size. Nothing could be further from the truth. And if it was true, would anyone really care?
Cleopatra was a 38 double papyrus, and she almost ruled the world, if her asp didn’t get in the way. Kate Upton would give Albert Einstein a run for his money.
And they are really good at math, because they need to keep computing an ever increasing bust size. You can see them doing their ciphers here:
The nasty rumor that big breasted girls lacked intelligence was started by the CIA during the Cold War, so Kennedy could have them all. In my mind, they will always be geniuses.
My eyes are drawn to just 2 objects, can you guess. ?
The odds have been stacked against me my entire life and I didn’t even realize it!
It’s time for an affirmative action overhaul! We need a boob clause to even the playing field. Job and college applications should incorporate a “bust size” section under their “race/ethnicity” section.
If being “Kenyan” can help a guy with a mediocre (one can only guess) undergrad GPA get into Harvard Law School, maybe my disadvantaged anatomy could do the same for me.
Let’s just say I am not surprised :) :) :)
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