More effective than a Hello Kitty Bubble gun


She must have lured him inside with a phony "Gun Free Zone" sign. Poor burglar!

She must have lured him inside with a phony “Gun Free Zone” sign. Poor burglar!

12-year-old girl shoots home intruder, who desists thereafter. 

Deputies say, the girl was home alone when a man she’d never seen before, rang the front doorbell. They say when no one answered the door, the man went around to the back of the house and kicked a door open. That’s when authorities say, the girl grabbed a gun and hid in a bathroom closet.

“He had worked his way all the way through the house and into the bathroom. And from what we understand, he was turning the doorknob when she fired through the door.” Says Bryan County Under sheriff, Ken Golden.

Under sheriff Ken Golden says the girl is a hero and that under the circumstances, she did everything right to protect herself .”She did everything she was supposed to do and as a last resort, she did what she had to do to protect herself.”

In Texas this girl’s a brave, resourceful heroine. In Mount Carmel, she’s a terrorist, unfit for reeducation at a public school. Lucky kid, to live in Texas.


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12 responses to “More effective than a Hello Kitty Bubble gun

  1. pulled up in OG

    Wouldn’t hurt if they declared some o’ these gun shows gun-free zones.

    • Apparently the idiot free zone didn’t work so yeah, gun free it is. I wonder if they serve liquor at those things?

    • AJ

      There are a lot of people who own guns who have never had any safety training, same goes for chainsaws and all sorts of other dangerous power tools. There are even people who will attempt to wire new circuits into their home’s electrical circuit breaker box who haven’t a clue as to what they’re doing — dangerous in the extreme. Some people thinking of buying a new car go for test drives and no sooner do they get behind the wheel, than they crash the dealership’s brand new car. And I thought they’d locked up all the people with no brains and ten thumbs.

      Maybe just like they have sex ed at schools, they could also have gun ed so that by age twelve every child knows how to safely use a gun and by age sixteen every young adult in America can be certified for life to purchase and own guns, and that could be revoked just like a driver’s license. Then all you’d have to do to buy a gun is show your certificate, there would be no background check, and it would be nobody’s business what guns you owned.

      Here’s a perfect example of an idiot with a gun. He says it isn’t loaded, but the fact that he’s walking around with his finger on the trigger tells me that I shouldn’t trust this guy to know what he’s talking about.

  2. Walt

    Dude –
    I can’t figure out why you have your panties all in a knot over these proposed gun regulations.

    Word about town is you pack a snub nosed single shot derringer. Which often misfires.

    So none of these proposed gun laws really affect you. Right stubby? Am I correct? I think I am!!

    While I, on the other hand, am packing a fully loaded, half cocked, six shot long barreled rapid fire revolver. Reloads on request, and semi-automatic. And THAT they want to regulate, breaking the heart of hotties everywhere. It makes no sense.

    So what exactly is your problem, Blank Boy?
    Your Pal,

    • AJ

      Blank boy, did you know that a blank can kill you, just like actor Jon Hexum shot himself in the side of the head with a blank loaded .44 magnum while just kidding around. Little did he know that the power of the blast and wadding from a .44 cartridge would be capable of blowing a chunk of his skull into his brain.

  3. AJ

    ’33 Changes To The Connecticut Statewide Emergency Radio Network Hours Before the Newtown Shooting?’

    “….The coincidence was too strange to ignore, so thinking maybe it had a simple explanation or was not official, WTF News inquired through the office of de facto spokesman Lt. Vance of the Connecticut State Police. It turns out they sounded just as confused and offered to call us back.

    Of course this is conjecture, but given that an eerie FEMA drill and a separate but just as eerie “active shooter drill” took place, both just miles away, both with similar circumstances to the real attack, on the same day? Just coincidence?

    Like the Aurora, CO shooting? [link in article]
    or the Pentagon cop attacks? [link in article]
    What about the the 7/7 attacks in London? [link in article]
    Then of course there’s 9/11. [link in article]

    What a convenient opportunity for a test of the new radio system…

    Newtown had also just signed up to be the first town in New England with a Smart911 system. No, we are not saying this is some kind of evil thing, but it is one more oddity….”

    • AJ, we are not going to drift off into a truther discussion on Newtown conspiracies. I’ll give you this one, but that’s it. Sorry.

      • AJ

        There’s not a lot to discuss at this point because a lot of information, per usual, is being withheld. That the FBI set up the ’93 World Trade Center bombing that killed six people but was designed to topple tower one into tower two and kill thousands is fact not conjecture — the dummies used to set the explosives just failed to park the van in the designated spot. That the underwear bomber who showed up at the airport without a passport and with a one way ticket purchased the same day and was escorted onto the plane bypassing security and just in time for the renewal of the Patriot Act is a fact. 9-11 aside, the ’93 WTC bombing should tell you that there are elements in the government that have no problem killing thousands to achieve their agenda, and right now the agenda is to kill the second amendment and disarm the citizenry, and there does seem to be a nexus in these events.

        If you have any friends that do serious investigative police work, ask them if they believe in coincidence, and I think most of them will tell you they don’t. I don’t know anything about the NEwtown shooting; all I’m saying is that everyone should keep an open mind and not automatically accept the sh*t that’s being served up to you, no matter how ornate and intricate the design of the silver platter it’s being served up on. If there is some design to the effects of an event, then there may be a very strong possibility that the event itself was by design. Execise your brain with a little critical thinking, formerly known as common sense.

        • Walt

          Dude –
          I think AJ is onto something. There are conspiracies all around us. WHAT WAS THAT NOISE!!!

          But what I don’t understand is why he doesn’t expose your role in the JFK assassination. We all know you did it. You hung out at Jack Ruby’s strip club the week before you did it, handing out one dollar bills like a drunken monkey. You bronskied every stripper in the place.

          What I can’t figure out is if you were on the grassy knoll, or hidden in the storm drain. AJ? AJ?

          I also think you are Big Foot, but I am still gathering the evidence.

          Your Pal,

  4. AJ

    You’ll have to see if you can find him here, Walt.