Just you wait, Henry Kravis, just you wait

We call keepsies!

We call keepsies!

Henry Kravis and pal Donald Bryant spent “tens of millions of dollars” to purchase a painting depicting “a skull and hairy testicles”, with an agreement to swap possession of the thing every year. Now Bryant won’t play anymore and, tired of waiting for his turn to appreciate the object of art, Kravis has sued. So it’s not what you probably thought: Bryant wants to keep the painting.

If a quiz is quizzical, what’s a test? Ask Henry.


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8 responses to “Just you wait, Henry Kravis, just you wait

  1. Anon

    Rumor is the skull and testicles are those of F. Ross Johnson, the CEO of the KKR ravaged Nabisco. Johnson’s cookies got crumbled by Henry.

    That aside, Kravis is decent; smart second wife. Robin Hood Foundation does great things too.

  2. john

    Third Wife but who’s counting.

  3. Walt

    Dude –
    You wondered “If a quiz is quizzical, what’s a test?” Is this the best thing you have to wonder about? Really? This is what goes through your little pin head when you ponder great thoughts? That’s the best you got? You loser.

    You wonder about nuticales? Or ballsicles? You have too much time on your hands, my retarded little friend.

    You need to contemplate the mysteries of life. Do this. Wake up early tomorrow and go to Tod’s Point. Why do they call it Tod’s? That sounds so gay. Like a homo bathhouse. NTTAWWT.

    Anyhows, when you get there, strip off all your clothes, assuming you were wearing any, and assume the lotus position. Plant your bony little ass in the sand, close your eyes, and start to chant. It will be really cold, but that will make your nipples really hard, which will excite you and warm you up. And why do men even have nipples? Ponder that.

    Then concentrate, and try and solve the mysteries of our existance. Think about things that you always wondered about. Important stuff. Like why do Kamikaze Pilots wear helmets? And while we are talking Jap’s, why do they have slanty eyes? And who invented the chop stick, and why do they still use it after someone invented forks?

    Why is Steph with Buddy Hackett, and does she like it doggy style? Answer me that. And speaking of dogs, why do they lick their privates on the couch? BECAUSE THEY CAN!! No need to ponder that one, Dude!

    Why do we like babies? Because we have to? They shit themselves and serve no real purpose, so figure that one out. Why is Jerry Lewis still alive? Is Tom Cruise really gay? NTTAWWT. Who is better in bed? Kate Upton or Bar what’s her name?

    These are but a few of the important things you should ponder. Instead of wondering about testicles.

    You load.
    Your Pal,

  4. Libertarian Advocate

    Tens of Millions of Dollars huh? Won’t share custody? Azzholes deserve each other. I hope the litigation lasts forever.

  5. Gnawbone

    Sadly there are too many examples in the art world where puriant wealthy connoisseur-wanna-bees are sucked in by puriant wanna-be artists. I see these pretenders at art shows all the time. We would all be better off if they would just go off and shag one another in private. They deserve one another but art deserves better.

  6. Greenwich Gal

    Wealthy patrons have always supported artists throughout history – the Medici’s, The Romanov’s, the kings of France and England, Carnegies and Rockefellers. Think of the great art we would not have if it wasn’t for their desire for objects of beauty. All the art eventually goes to a museum and enjoyed by the public. Kravis knows this. Much of his previous collection is at the Met. Now that he is collecting more contemporary work – this piece and others will eventually be at MoMa for all the enjoy.
    Sounds to me like Bryant is being unreasonable. He should know better than to mess with Kravis.

  7. AJ

    Experts usually claim that between 10 and 40 percent of pictures by significant artists for sale are bogus.