C’est l’hôpital qui se moque de la charité

Ah, la belle Paris! Shopping for prom night

Ah, la belle Paris! Shopping for prom night gas masks.

Smelly French family ordered to leave museum.

As the group browsed a room with paintings by Van Gogh, security guards told them they had to leave the building because people were “complaining about their smell”.

The worker with the Act for Dignity charity said: “I argued with the security man, telling him the family were all decent and properly dressed.

“Not a single other person had complained about us so I refute the idea that it was their smell.

“We moved on to another room, but we were again met by four museum guards who ordered us out of the building.”

How could any Frenchman possibly notice this particular odiferous bunch of sweat hogs?  I smell a rat.


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6 responses to “C’est l’hôpital qui se moque de la charité

  1. Zut Alors

    Do you know the difference between a chimpanzee and a Frenchman?
    One of them is hairy, stinky, and scratches his bottom all the time.
    The other is a chimpanzee

  2. Anonymous

    Why did the Post Office of France have to recall a series of stamps depicting famous Frenchmen?

    People were confused about which side to spit on.

  3. Libertarian Advocate

    Maybe they are Jooos?

  4. Anonymous

    Why do the French Smell?

    So blind people can hate them too!

  5. Anonymous

    Why did the French plant trees along the Champs Elysees?

    So the Germans could march in the shade

    Why don’t they have fireworks at Disney-Paris?

    Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender

    What’s the shortest book ever written?

    French War Heroes.

  6. Libertarian Advocate

    This means WAR Mons. del la Fontaine.