Is there any facet of life too small for governmental interference?

She wants to mind your business

She wants to mind your business

Of course not, but here’s the “Fairness Act” that creates a federal right for an employee to discuss her salary with another employee. I thought that’s what water coolers were for.


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20 responses to “Is there any facet of life too small for governmental interference?

  1. anon

    Fair. Schmair. Life isn’t fucking fair. Get over it libs.

  2. Walt

    Dude –
    The answer to your question is NO!! And it is getting worse by the day.

    You can’t legislate fairness. Or responsible behavior. But it won’t stop the libtards from trying. And they really don’t see how hypocritical they are.

    For example, they want everyone to embrace diversity. In fact they legislate it. But you can’t point out any differences in people. That is wrong. IT MAKES NO SENSE!!

    And you can’t use stereotypes. That makes you a narrow minded bigot. But it 100% OK for these fucktards to say ALL gun owners are evil. And if you support the Second Amendment, you don’t love children. How is that entirely acceptable? It is the same thing they rail against.

    They are doing irreparable damage to the mindset of this Country, and forcing perverse thinking on the populace. To the extent the populace even thinks.

    It is retarded logic.

    Do you agree? You retard.
    Your Pal,

    • TheWizard

      There really is no “Walt”, is there?
      It’s Chris using “Walt” as a literary tool to make outrageous statements on his own blog, like Bill O’Reilly referring to himself as “Talking Points” for the opening monologue.

      • Actually, there is no “Chris” – I was invented by Walt to serve as straight man for his twisted mind.

      • Walt

        The Dude doesn’t need me to make himself a literary tool. He is a tool all by himself.

        • anon

          So if there are two of you, how do BOTH of you answer at the very same minute when one wouldn’t know what the other had said???? Busted.

          Chris Fountain
          January 31, 2013 at 7:34 pm

          January 31, 2013 at 7:34 pm

          Cue Cops theme song –
          Bad boys, bad boys
          Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
          When they come for you

    • Peg

      Brilliantly said, Walt. Or CF.

      Ain’t no Dollar Bill, though – that’s for certain!

      • Rick

        Listen, having had Chris and Fudrucker in an office right over our heads, I can tell you wth absolute certanty Chris is perfectly capable of losing an argument with himself at any time!

      • anon

        Didn’t you hear the sad news? Dollar Bill has been “unexpectedly” downgraded to 50 cents!

  3. Walt

    And Dude –
    Did you see Gomer Pyle got married to his male partner of 38 years?

    Now who would have ever thought he was gay? And the same thing with Liberace. Total surprises. NTTAWWT.

    And why do gays like to live in closets? He had a lot of cash, so he must have had a walk in, right? Do you ever open up closets on the open house tours and find one huddled up in the corner?

    Anyhows, did you know he had a great baritone voice and was an accomplished recording artist in his own right? It’s true. He sang under the name of Jim Nabors. I think he had a really huge hit record in the 1960’s called “Tomorrow May Never Come. But My Boyfriend Will”. The flip side tune was called “Bottoms up”. I always thought it was a drinking song.

    You can look it up.
    Your Pal,

  4. AJ

    A true fairness act would eliminate too big to fail and put Jon Corzine in jail.

  5. Anonymous Citizenette

    What my employer wants to pay me for my hard work is no one else’s damn business……what more can the demokooks put forth to screw up our lives even more?

  6. Walt

    Dude –
    The more I think about this, the more the reader has pissed me off. How could anyone possibly think you are me? The thought of it makes my asshole pucker so tight you couldn’t pull a pin out of my sphincter with a Hummer in low gear four wheel drive.

    Let’s look at this logically, shall we? Firstly, let’s compare writing styles. I have one. You don’t.

    Thirdly, I know nothing about dirt sales. Well, neither do you, so let’s skip this one. OK?

    You can out pissy me. That’s for sure. But you can out pissy a drunk, beer drinking elephant, so that isn’t really fair.

    The only pussy you have seen in years is your two cats. What are their names again? Ima & Moron? Me on the other hand. Let’s just leave it at that.

    You prefer the Japanese school girl look. I like full bodied American girls, like Steph. I would prefer they weren’t attracted to a Buddy Hackett look alike, and spawn Liberace clones, but unlike you, I am an accepting type and can learn to compromise.

    Sense of humor? Go back to Firstly.

    Other than that we are clones. You loser.

    Your Pal,

  7. Anonymous

    So if women in the same job title are paid less than the male counterpart, why woudlnt all the men be replaced with lesser earning women?


  8. I’m continually amazed that the answer to fixing “loopholes” is enacting more legislation instead of amending the existing legislation. Why the hell do we need more crap on the books?