Convert him, ship him to Rome, forget him: (our) problem solved

Unaccustomed as I am to redeeming mankind, ...

Unaccustomed as I am to redeeming mankind, …

Pope Benedict retires and his church looks for his replacement;  there’s a seriously underemployed Messiah – in -waiting who’d probably be happy to fill in while  he decides when to usher in his own second coming.


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10 responses to “Convert him, ship him to Rome, forget him: (our) problem solved

  1. Mickster

    Thanks but no thanks. You lot voted for him, you keep him. The money is on African or South American Pope.

  2. weakleyhollow

    The best comedy is based in truth, and this is very funny.

  3. Anonymous

    The two miracle workers are appearing on 60 Minutes this Sunday. There’s got to be a joke in that.
    So Obama said to the Pope………

  4. Anonymous

    Wow, you really dislike Catholics.
    Still angry about the Huguenot expulsion?

  5. Fred2

    Jeez, do you think his Ego would fit? I mean no one listens to the pope, and the Vatican is not very big.

  6. Walt

    Dude –
    I posted earlier on the Pope, and properly chastised you for not acknowledging his retirement.

    So I am glad you posted on it, but you have already sealed your fate, to be destined to burn for eternity at the gates of Hell. Big breasted She Devils will do obscene, blasphemous things to you. They will treat you like a little pleasure toy, saying filthy dirty words to you, and spank your bad little ass like a drunk monkey.

    Then they will tie you up, doing unspeakable things to you, while they make you shout Mommy and say dirty words. Now that I think about it, hell doesn’t sound so bad!!

    Anyhows, I know this is unfortunate. Not because of your failure to acknowledge his Popiness. It was your writing Dude. Nothing could save you from that. I really tried. You aoelist. So just deal with it.

    The pain your scribing has inflicted on the masses is horrific, so burning in hell for eternity seems like a reasonable sentence. Correct? And what ever happened to that “Your Scribe” dude? I missed him on New Year’s Eve.

    Your Pal,

  7. Peg

    I’m sure The One wouldn’t want to take a downgrade in position.