We here at L&M Realty were shocked to learn that in England, couples are being forced by the high cost of alternative shelter to stick together despite their deep, unabated hatred for one another, even long past their divorce! We wondered, could that be happening here and if so, what could we do to help?
Well the answer was obvious: tomorrow only, CCF will dust off his law degree and together with Fuducker will offer a Valentine Special: one free divorce, one free listing for the family love nest and two reduced commissions on the purchase of new cabins for each of you. Call now, because as we like to say in this dignified profession, this one won’t last.
UPDATE: Turns out that here in Greenwich 30% of all grooms marrying in town are doing so for the second time. In view of that, and considering the extra burden imposed on alimony-paying hedge feuders, L&M has decided to extend our offer to include a “Trophy Wife Package”: a reduced commission on the purchase of the new Round Hill Road digs for the new little lady and no commission at all on the sale of the former incumbent’s house so she’ll get the hell out of town. And we’ll toss in a box of chocolates for each.