Walter Noel hits a new low, if that’s possible

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Not content with defrauding his customers to the tune of $400 million with his “Leave it to Bernie” investment scam, Walt’s been hiding behind the plantation shutters in his Mustique cabana “Yemanja“, snapping pics of the Royal Couple and selling them to the press! 

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge faced fresh anguish over privacy today after Italian and Australian magazines published photographs of pregnant Kate in a bikini and more publications round the world lined up to do the same.

Palace sources condemned the ‘violating’ pictures, which show the couple walking along a beach while holidaying on the secluded Caribbean island of Mustique.

“Mr. Noel and his firm will no longer be permitted to claim an appointment to the crown,” the palace announced, “as we have rescinded their royal warrant. Simply shocking behavior.”


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12 responses to “Walter Noel hits a new low, if that’s possible

  1. Anonymous

    I wonder how many times he actually rents it out and how the renters are vetted. I am sure not just anyone can come in, even if they can pay the price. The price is not bad actually, for what the place seems to offer. Do you suppose they have a AAA rate.

    5 Bedroom Villa
    Max Number of Guests: 10
    Household Staff: 8

    Weekly Tariff
    Dec 15th ’12 – Apr 30th ’13 $35,000

  2. local tourist, not noel

    the article never mentions noel. noel is no local tourist. he is a director, possibly king of mustique company.

  3. MUSTique

    a first class place

    was even better back in the 80″s.

    noel probably had them over for tennis since they have a private court.

  4. Walt

    Dude –
    Come on now. Who doesn’t think a pregnant princess on a public beach in a bikini isn’t going to have the paparazzi take her picture? Even if it was on the Island of Mustique, where things have changed and privacy is harder to come by. The Princess thinks she should get a free pass? Why? She farts roses? Her sister Pippa is pretty popable though, and still single.

    Anyhows, back in the day all sorts of stuff would go on in Mustique, and it never hit the rag sheets. Even the village idiots know that. Present village idiots excluded of course.

    I used to pal out with her great aunt, Margaret. Now she knew how to party!! That broad had a wooden leg, and would go until all hours of the day or night. That’s why I called her Peg Leg. Plus I pegged her a few times!!

    Peg Leg used to hang out with some dude named Roddy Llewellyn, who was a “landscape architect” and 17 years her junior. Now tell me those facts don’t set off a five alarm gaydar alert? NTTAWWT.

    She also palled around with some other British blokes. One was named Mick Jugger, as I recall. He had lips like a blowfish, and danced like Jim Brown. The singer, not the football player. And he always talked about his stones, which I found odd.

    And another guy named David Blowie, I believe. Although he made everybody call him “Major Tom”, which I always thought was a little odd. And he was always dressed in colorful spandex clothes, and had spiked pink hair, well before it was fashionable.

    They really knew how to party, but the paparazzi had not left Italy at that point, so no pictures exist. The Princess should know that those days are long gone. Gone with the wind. Vivian Leigh DUDE!!

    If cabanas could talk.
    Your Pal,

  5. Backcountry

    If you’re interested in Noel and Mustique, you MUST see this video:

    It is about the british aristocrat Lord Glenconner who built Mustique and then lost it, and his trip back to the island to host his friend Princess Margaret at a lunch under a carnival tent. Weird but somehow compelling. He is portrayed as an eccentric (but somewhat heroic) pioneer for building the place, and the evil “foil” who stole the place from him is none-other-than… Walter Noel. He and his wife make numerous appearances, and Lord Glenconner denigrates them at every turn. It is actually very humorous.

    Many people in-the-know believe this video is what prompted the Noels to hire a publicist to counter the negative portrayal, which led to magazine spreads in Town & Country, Vanity Fair, etc. These high-profile press pieces came back to haunt them during the Madoff fiasco.

  6. Is this a Yemanja a hotel?

    Looking at link, man, this place rivals some small hotels. staff of 8. what a place! Noel is king indeed as referenced above.

  7. AJ

    Oh, those “violating pictures”. Haven’t those photographers ever heard of the Divine Right of Kings? But then the Elite are a breed unto themselves, and they do not like to answer questions.

    ‘Bill Gates Dodges Questions on Why He Owns 500,000 Shares of Monsanto.’

    “Bill Gates is primarily known as the multi-billionaire who created Microsoft, the company behind the most popular computer operating system known as Windows. With this massive wealth, he has retired from leading Microsoft and now instead focuses his money and time on furthering genetically modified technology, geoengineering, experimental vaccinations, and preaching about how Monsanto is the answer to world hunger.

    It should come as no surprise, then, that Gates owns 500,000 shares worth 23 million US dollars (or more) of Monsanto stock. The very same company that has been caught running slave rings in Argentina in which workers were forced to work 14+ hours a day while withholding payment, has used their massive finances to fund organizations that literally fake FDA quotes to support GMOs, and of course peddling through GMOs that have been linked to numerous health concerns.

    This is not even taking into account the farmer suicides that occur around every 30 minutes due to Monsanto’s failing GMO crop yield bankrupting small-time farmers in India’s…”

  8. Anonymous

    the hypocrisy of folks who come up with and blog about these conspiracy theories is thick enough to slice off, deep fry, and sprinkle with powdered sugar.

    for example, the socially conscious hipsters who blog away on apple computers….built using quasi state supported indentured servitude.

    oh, but the ipad is so cool! it can’t be as bad as evil windows!

  9. maybe someone will stretch his bloody neck with a good piece of rope

  10. Anonymous

    This looks like the same house that is being auctioned off at an upcoming event in Greenwich?

  11. Anonymous

    ricardo: that would be too good for him. just do it for 10-15 seconds at a clip, for months or years on end. why be gentle?