At long last hope

Old nag

Old nag

Scientists discover the brain defect that causes women to talk so much. Now all we need is a bit of genetic modification and a blissful silence will settle or’ the world. Faster, please.


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7 responses to “At long last hope

  1. This is why women thrived at quilting bees and washing clothes together at the well. They could chat and air out everyone’s problems and never dream of asking hubby to listen to any of it.

  2. Mickster

    Hence that great quote from the Greenwich Time (or elsewhere) of that Westchester Judge, who when he got into difficulties leaving the J House with his realtor friend late one night told her “shut the f*** up, let’s go!”

  3. Chris R.

    men don’t need to talk. it’s all about doing stuff:

  4. stedenko

    I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt her.

  5. stedenko

    An investigative journalist went to Afghanistan to study the culture and was shocked to discover that women were made to walk ten paces behind the men. She asked her guide why and he said, “Because they are considered of lesser status.” Outraged the journalist went home. A year later she returned covering violence in the region and was surprised to see the women walking ten paces ahead. She turned to her guide and this time asked, “What has changed?” The guide answered, “Land mines.”

  6. fred2

    Hmm. the obvious straightline extrapolation… politicians talk too much and lie… and there’s therapy to that.