Among the most compelling findings is that 30% of pedophiles are left-handed or ambidextrous, triple the general rate.
Researchers have also determined that pedophiles are nearly an inch shorter on average than non-pedophiles and lag behind the average IQ by 10 points — discoveries that are consistent with developmental problems, whether before birth or in childhood.
What the news article reporting these results does not mention is that this description exactly matches that of the average male Democrat voter. Dollar Bill? You listening?