Daily Archives: March 3, 2013

Well I guess we know how THIS happened

Texas Hold'em

Texas holdem

Hundreds of horses quarantined after herpes outbreak

Texas man arrested for having sex with horses

29-year-old Texas man Andrew Mendoza was arrested for having sex with his neighbor’s horse after being stood up by his girlfriend.

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“In Britain, the government itself runs the hospitals and employs the doctors. We’ve all heard scare stories about how that works in practice; these stories are false.”

 

Oops! I was wrong - so sue me.

Oops! I was wrong – so sue me.

1,200 NHS patients starved to death in the past four years because nurses were “too busy to feed them”. Four times that number died of thirst. NHS spokesman terms the neglect “unacceptable”.

Paul Krugman was unavailable for comment.

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NYC’s the Democrat headquarters for affirmative action so it’s only fair that it gets these rescuers

I got my job through The New York Times!

I got my job through The New York Times!

Under court order, the Fire Department of NY conducts special academy class for the “discriminated against”. They’re unfit to serve, but surely they will, once they sue again.

  1. Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life and burn in his co-op for the cause of social justice. Or, Liberals: no worse friend, no greater enemy.

They’re New York’s Fattest.

The Fire Department’s new class of recruits — all current city EMTs or paramedics who want to become firefighters — are flaming out fast, failing the Fire Academy in record numbers, according to FDNY sources.

As many as 30 of the 318 probationary trainees — who are older, weaker and fatter than those in previous years — have already quit, and more are expected to drop out before their 18-week course on Randalls Island concludes in May, the sources said.

During the first week of the academy, 166 of the probies flunked the physical-fitness test — which requires four pull-ups, 30 push-ups in one minute, 30 sit-ups in one minute and a 1.5-mile run in 12 minutes.

Recruits are required to pass the physical-fitness test in order to graduate.

“There are a lot of people saying this is the worst FDNY class in the department’s history,” said a source.

The Academy class, the first in the FDNY since 2008, was formed after a federal judge forced the department to become more racially diverse, finding that its recruitment practices discriminated against minorities.

So FDNY Commissioner Salvatore Cassano excluded applicants from the general population for this Academy class, limiting the pool to medics, whose ranks include a higher percentage of minorities than is found in firehouses.

This year’s class is the most diverse ever — 42 percent are black, Hispanic or Asian, and six are women.

But they were rated only on a written exam. In years past, applicants had to score high on both a written and a physical test.

About 870 medics took the written test and were ranked by score. But 300 were dropped after failing a cardiovascular stress test on a stair-climbing machine, sources said.

So instead of plucking the cream of the EMT crop, the department “had to keep going farther down the list,” a source said.

“On the open exam for the general public, only candidates who score a 97 are likely to be called,” said the source. “But because so many of this class flunked their StairMaster, [scores] went as low as 72.”

A retired city medic wasn’t surprised by the flabby failures.

“EMS people are fat — we’re like the AV squad at school,” he told The Post. “You sit in an ambulance for 8 to 16 hours a day. When are you supposed to exercise?”

A quartermaster was overheard saying about the new class, “I’ve never given out so many size-38 pants before.”

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