God and beast at Yale

Awaiting his turn.Bulldog, bulldog, bow wow wow, Eli Yale!

Awaiting his turn.
Bulldog, bulldog, bow wow wow, Eli Yale!

The future leaders of the Democrat Party are being trained in “sensitivity training” so they can accept and feel comfortable with cuddling sexy kittens in a whole new way.

Or maybe not so new, for the elite of Yale.

Survey responses revealed that nine percent of attendees had been paid for sex, 3 percent had engaged in bestiality, and 52 percent had participated in “consensual pain” during sex, according to an article published in the Yale Daily News on Monday.

Event director Giuliana Berry ’14 told Campus Reform in an interview on Monday that the workshop was brought to campus to teach students not to automatically judge people who may have engaged in these sorts of activities, but rather to respond with “understanding” and “compassion.”

“People do engage in some of these activities that we believe only for example perverts engage in,” she said. “What the goal is is to increase compassion for people who may engage in activities that are not what you would personally consider normal.”

UPDATE: Columbia’s revenge? Woman mauled to death by lion while having sex. On the Green?


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5 responses to “God and beast at Yale

  1. Walt

    Dude –
    This is just another example of political correctness, where the Libtards want us all to be the same and “normal” AS DEFINED BY THEM!! The same way as they want to define how much is “Your fair share”. They are control freak Nazis!!

    Pedophilia is not ok. It is always rape, because the child doesn’t know better, and can’t consent. Those buggers are just rapists, who prey on others. No one can define that as “normal”.

    After that, normal gets harder to define. And why define it? Who am I to decide, or who is anyone to decide what is normal? We all know you like to have Mistress McBeal dress up in black latex, oil and baby powder you up, dress you as Baby Huey, and spank your heine and tweak your nipples while you baby talk to each other. Now I ask you, is that normal?

    People are different. Stop trying to pretend we are not. Succeed based on your skills, or fail due to your lack of them. Does anyone actually believe that men and women are the same? Really? It is arguing against nature, and that is always a losing battle. Women are better at some stuff than men, and vice versa. Instead of denying that, and pretending why not accept it?

    Should women be on the front lines of combat? NO!! I want a pissed off six foot black guy from the hood in my foxhole, because my ass is on the line. Someone decides to put my life at risk so Sally can play GI Joe? Frig that. All they have done is weakened a nation. JACK DUDE!!

    If you want, I can also point out the differences between Blacks, Jews, Chinks, Wasps and the rest of the teams so we can rejoice in our differences instead of deny them.

    You pervert.

    Your Pal,

  2. Anonymous

    Perverts, Commies, and Atheists.
    Expansive Departments in Resentment Studies.
    Urban campus in a dangerous filthy town, overrun with illegals, criminals, and run by Marxists.
    Lots of lesbians, not so many hot chicks.

  3. peg

    Good to know that college kids are still working to contribute to the cost of their education. I was a whiz typist and tapped away many a term paper for other students at the university.

    I just was not as creative as today’s workers!

  4. Mickster

    Interesting that 9% of these Yalies admitted to being hookers at one point or another.