So whaddya want I should put in the window?

Punch line to old Jewish joke. I won’t repeat it here, but I will remind viewers that Congress has decreed that we lose an hour of morning light tomorrow.

Mohel's shopwindow

Mohel’s shopwindow


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9 responses to “So whaddya want I should put in the window?


    Only to gain an hour in the evening. I prefer the extra hour at the end of the solar lit day.

  2. libertarian advocate

    Fooking iPad

  3. libertarian advocate

    If you bothered to read the range rules you’d know it doesn’t open till 8:00 AM AND no shooting alone!

    • Didn’t see you there, even though I arrived at 10:30-have a nice, languorous morning?

      • Libertarian Advocate

        No. Drove into Manhattan because my wife left her portable HD at her store and of course she needed images off of it for an emergency deadline that some publication told her about Friday night with an upload deadline of 8:00 AM Monday.

        One of my favorite behind the counter lumber store signs: Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on our part.

  4. Walt

    Dude –
    How is this even possible? We just totally eliminated an hour? Where did it go?

    This whole concept is boggling my mind. I feel like I am on an LSD trip, which I so enjoyed back in the 60’s. Where do you score your acid in Greenwich, Dude?

    Anyhows, if we can move time forward, isn’t time travel in fact possible? It must be!! Why not just move the clocks ahead 10 years and let’s see what happens!!

    Better yet, let’s go backwards!! I could stop you from carrying out the JFK assassination! I could meet Steph and prevent the Buddy Hackett fiasco. And save her from birthing that little Liberace. I could exit Bernie before he shit the bed, and put the money in a real investment. Like Enron.

    I could steer you to a career better suited to your skill set. Hmmm. That’s a hard one. Undertaker? It involves dirt and looking pissed off, so that may work.

    Where do you keep this time machine? And it took me over an hour to reset the clock in my frigging car, which really pissed me off.

    Your Pal,