The official event descriptionasks students: “Are you curious about prostate play?”
Glickman will “talk about the common concerns that sometimes keep people from exploring it (and how to overcome them), tips for easy and pleasurable anal penetration, prostate massage, which toys work best for prostate fun, pegging, combining prostate pleasure with other kinds of sex, and much more,” it continues.
Following the presentation the school will host a night of “sex and chocolate in the dark” where students are advised to “bring blankets, pillows, friends, and questions for a night of cozy conversation in a dark, anonymyzing [sic] space.”
Most Ivy Leaguers can’t find their butt with both hands, but who knew their parents would pay for them to take lessons in how to do that?
UPDATE: what sort of “tips for easy penetration” do you suppose they’ll learn about? Nothing sharp, I hope.