This is not funny!
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Definitely Rutgers ex Head Coach Mike Rice….. lol
we’re fu**ed if its Big Sis. She, like Obummer, wants us to play nice with the Muslim Brotherhood.
Ms. Napolitano said to The Washington Times:
“Let me be very clear: We monitor the risks of violent extremism taking root here in the United States. We don’t have the luxury of focusing our efforts on one group; we must protect the country from terrorism whether foreign or homegrown, and regardless of the ideology that motivates its violence,” Ms. Napolitano said.
“We are on the lookout for criminal and terrorist activity but we do not – nor will we ever – monitor ideology or political beliefs. We take seriously our responsibility to protect the civil rights and liberties of the American people, including subjecting our activities to rigorous oversight from numerous internal and external sources.”
Mean Jean by a mile
Mike Tyson. He probably hasn’t eaten any ear in a while, so he might be hungry.
Mr. Empty Chair himself, Clint Eastwood.
I assume that there’s little of substance to be gotten from this clown, so I voted for Joe Biden for the entertainment value.
I’m convinced he won’t be coming in alive.
Which I fully endorse. I don’t care about the “why”.
Big Sis has her briefs in a bunch over Drudge.
Ha. Ja, after this morning’s kerfuffle, he seems more like the “you’ll never take me alive, copper,” type. I hope they oblige.
In fact, I wish to point out that the Boston cops seem to need need a tad more training after that firefight. I mean, really, I know their job is to take in suspects alive, but once the shooting starts and bombs are thrown and cars ram the police blockade we can safely assume that the suspects are officially rabid and arresting them takes second place to STOPPING them.
>Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
>Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
>Chuck Norris tells Simon what to do.
>Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
>Chuck Norris knows Victoria’s secret.
Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He waits.
Hey, I’m a Democrat and this poll thing is denying me my constitutional right to vote multiple times. Please install a more fair and sensitive vote tallying apparatus.
Other. I’d send em to Col. Steele. The old man would be very impressed, probably give em some work.
to late to interogate this one.
[too graphic to post without warning – ed]
My vote: Jean Ruggerio. [Ans. to your (edited out to preserve harmony) question, yes]
Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz
I think WE should interrogate this commie slum. He is the worst of all possible combinations!! And I was right all along about the bomber being a slum, although the news is not really covering it.
Anyhows, we can tape the interview and show it on the Fountain of Truth™. I will be the good cop, and you will be the bad cop, ok? You need to bring your best pissy for the interrogation. THAT I know you can do.
I will start with some questions to make him feel relaxed:
Do you prefer to be called camel jockey or sand vermin?
Did you do it for the 72 Virgins? Why 72? Why not 69?
Why pressure cookers and not a crock pot?
You are standing directly next to him the whole time. Uncomfortably close. For him, not you. Stuffing a big fat, disgusting BBQ Pork sandwich, which you love so much, down your throat with your greasy little fingers. Every once in a while you squeal like a pig. And randomly shout out ALLAH AKBAR!! As loud as you can, right in his ear. Fart and burp at will. Like I needed to tell you that!
I will continue the questioning:
Do you prefer sex with little boys or sheep? Why?
What’s the deal with the internet Russian bride stuff? Is it legit?
You do realize you can’t go to your Prom, right?
I think we crack him in about two hours. If not, we introduce him to Francis, and say “THIS is what an American commie looks like. IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT”!!! As a last resort, I tell him he needs to pick between waterboarding, or an open house tour with you. We own him at that point.
Unfortunately, there is no way this psychotic Muslim fanatic makes it out alive. Let’s just hope he hurts no more innocent souls.
Walt – you are my pick for interrogation.
Can’t believe that the votes weren’t UNANIMOUS for ya!
I am so freaking angry right now I can barely breathe. The FBI has said today they interviewed Dzhokhar Tsarnaev (the one still on the loose) TWO YEARS AGO, at the request of a foreign country about possible extremist ties. Yet, Yet, yet, this man became an American citizen on September 11, 2012.
I ask: why the FU** wasn’t this FBI interview in his file and his application denied to become a citizen? What the hell is going on? I want answers.
Creepy scary too that his induction ceremony as a citizen was on the day America lost four in Benghazi.
Jean! She would make a helluva Closer. One. Tough. Chick.
She is indeed-probably sell him a house while she was at it
Bought two with her and might move just so I can do it again. Heard you’re pretty good as well-just not sure if politics would get in the way…
Are you watching the news? The dirty slum is shot, and hiding in a boat in a backyard in Watertown.
While it is probably best they take him alive, so we can interrogate him, get intelligence, and solve the whole Russian bride question, I would enjoy an Oswald/Ruby moment, and watch the little vermin get blown away on live TV. Is that wrong?
This is as good as the OJ car chase!!
And do you stay in touch with Oswald’s wife? Or do you pretend not to know her? And how did you not get picked to play the patsy Oswald role? You were born to play a patsy. But you dodged a bullet there, my friend!
I was not watching the news – or even at home this evening, for that matter, but I did hear about the guy who found him (when the entire Army, Air Force and FBI couldn’t): so, after a day of being locked down while authorities are searching for an armed, mass murderer terrorist, he goes out for a little fresh air and notices that his boat tarp’s loose. Then he notices that one of the tarp’s tarp has been cut (not torn, not frayed, freshly cut). Then he notices blood. At this point, does he retreat inside and call the cops? No, he gets out his stepladder and peers under the tarp, where he sees more blood. Stop there? Nope, he cranes his neck to get a better view, and finally sees a huddled figure in the bow. “Hey, you comfortable up there? Can I get you something – a coffee of something?”
Have this man buy your next lottery ticket because he’s obviously a favorite of the gods.
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