Depressing, but hardly surprising

I did not say this, you idiot

I did not say this, you idiot

Chekhov corrects Americans

As more information on the origin of the alleged perpetrators is coming to light, I am concerned to note in the social media a most unfortunate misunderstanding in this respect. The Czech Republic and Chechnya are two very different entities – the Czech Republic is a Central European country; Chechnya is a part of the Russian Federation.

Petr Gandalovič
Ambassador of the Czech Republic

UPDATE: The Sopranos understand:

Tony Soprano: [over the phone] It’s a bad connection so I’m gonna talk fast! The guy you’re looking for is an ex-commando! He killed sixteen Chechen rebels single-handed!
Paulie ‘Walnuts’ Gualtieri: Get the fuck outta here.
Tony Soprano: Yeah. Nice, huh? He was with the Interior Ministry. Guy’s like a Russian green beret. He can not come back and tell this story. You understand?
Paulie ‘Walnuts’ Gualtieri: I hear you.
[hangs up]
Paulie ‘Walnuts’ Gualtieri: You’re not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator.
Christopher Moltisanti: His house looked like shit.

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12 responses to “Depressing, but hardly surprising

  1. sunbeam43

    Say thank you to the wonderful Department of Education! BLECH!!!

  2. AJ

    My favorite Chekov character has always been Boris Simeonov-Pischik who believed that things will always work out for the best. And they will once all you Libtards start hating all of Obama’s same-as-Bush policies as much as you hated them when they were put forward by Bush.

  3. Walt

    Dude –
    This shouldn’t surprise you at all. Over half of the United States population is made up of retards. You expect them to know foreign geography? They can’t even count their fingers. And I doubt very much that Barry can even name all 57 States.

    I bet at least half of the people in this state don’t know Danbury is the state capital, and it is known as “Glove City”. They have no idea John Lennon invented Communism, and probably never even heard his national anthem “Back in the USSR”.

    And you are surprised they don’t know the difference between The Czech Republic and Chechnya? The Czech Republic is just like Poland. They like bowling, and make words really hard to spell, because none of them can spell!! So they just make shit up, and don’t understand the difference between consonants and vowels. Their capital is Bohemia, named after the Queen song “Bohemian Rhapsody”. They are one of the least religious countries in the world, so it is very safe to visit, but why would you want to?

    Chechnya, on the other hand, is a former Commie satellite country, which split in two in 1991, and they have been fighting ever since. Over what? WHO CARES!! They have a lot of crazy towel heads, and are a real pain to the Ruskies. You don’t want to visit there.

    So that’s today’s geography lesson. What should we discuss next? Human Anatomy?

    Your Pal,
    Walt

  4. Crème Puff

    The only detail of the ambassadors letter that I would quibble with is he called the douchebags “alleged” perps. They did it. No alleged about it.

  5. Mickster

    My glove is off to you, Walt, for enlightening the rest of your countrymen.

  6. wow! Chekhov looks a lot like Robert Downey Jr

  7. hmmm

    Walt,

    I don’t know if it is half the populstion or just 47 percent…

    As far as the commie na imagine is right up there…